99 Funny Car Guy & Garage Memes

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We’ve collected our favorite tool, car guy & garage memes and put them all in one place for you.

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33 Funny Garage Memes

I don’t know about you, but I’d rather have cars in my garage than a bunch of stuff I should have thrown out years ago.

There are two types of garages

I’m not even a King of the Hill fanboy, but this is EPIC!!!

King of the Hill garage door

I…uhhh….I don’t think that’s how a doggie door works.

You wanted a doggie door

This is the real housing crisis!

It's so hard to find a 1-bedroom, 5-car garage

You gotta work with what you’ve got.

Too big for the garage

The garage is a little small, if we’re being honest.

If men designed houses

We all have that one friend who can’t park.

Your driveway was full

Who else gets annoyed by YouTube DIY tutorials?

You can build this for $50

I grew up in a house with a driveway like this. Shoveling shovel snow in the winter was hell!

Steep driveway

At least the last house HAD a driveway, though!

You had one job!

If anyone’s got video footage of this, I NEED to see it!

Don't pour concrete near a pond

If you’re married, you understand.

Definition of a Mancave

I knew a guy who could do this. Crazy.

Tetris level: expert

Hope you’ve got motorcycles!

Garage for sale. Nobody parks in front of it

Love it!!!

Messing with the neighbors

Yeah…that’s about right.

How every guy cleans his garage

She didn’t say HOW it needed to fit!

If it doesn't fit, you have to sell it

ooops. Gotta go!

I need you to clean out the garage this week

Where’s the driveway gonna go?

Just wait to see the garage I'm going to build

Some things you just shouldn’t mess with.

How to fix a garage door without losing a finger

This looks like most houses in my neighborhood, actually.

You can park cars in there?

#Truth

Sounds you hear in the garage

That’s the way to design a house!

tiny house with massive garage

I’d be too busy driving to start anything else, honestly.

I started a multibillion dollar company in my parents garage

That’s about right.

Am I cleaning or organizing a mess?

I’m just a simple man with simple needs.

Some people just want high ceilings

I told you not to park there.

You can't park there!

That’ll teach her to be more specific in the future!

So I built a taller garage

#LifeGoals

So I became a garage

We all have at least one friend who could use this message.

You should clean your garage

Ooops

Where's grandma?

It never works out like she plans it.

The wife wants things in the garage

🙂

You said you don't need a storage unit

55 Funny Car Guy Memes

No, but they’ll never forget going 120MPH!

Because your kids won't remember the time you got 30 MPG

Don’t worry about this kid. He’s going to be just fine.

Can't go out. It's car show season

#Truth

Car guys be like...

…but we always seem to notice car girls.

When car guys see car girls

Sometimes progress isn’t a good thing.

Self driving cars? No thanks!

LOL

Priorities

I had an RX-7 once. This one cuts deep…

Rotary engine blues

I’m still popping wheelies in the grocery store parking lot!

How car guys shop

#Truth

Take me for a ride in your Prius

Gotta teach them right.

Your son vs my son

That’s about right.

Me talking about cars

Fair trade, I’d say.

Buy more car parts and you'll be sleeping in the garage

What are your three?

Choose 3 cars that will be the only cars you ever own

Raise your hand if you can say this. Anyone???

Obi-Wan: Thats a phrase I've not said in a very long time.

Exactly!!!

Because no one will be excited to find a 2003 Kia

Teach them right!

Get them involved early

Bo & Luke. Definitely!

Who did it better?

It’s OK. He’s helping out.

Best night of sleep

I have plans. In the garage.

Unfortunately.

car meets vs the ones I see on the internet

As long as you can laugh over a few beers later, it’s all good.

Don't get competitive on track day

At least it had seatbelts.

We die like real men

#Truth

A drug addiction would have been cheaper

So that’s where it went.

I found the bolt!

Amen!

The perfect security system

We’ve all had at least one car like this.

I built it myself

Gotta make do with what you can afford.

What I want vs what I can afford

I’m leaning towards “It’s gonna break soon.”

Is it more efficient or will it break soon?

Now that’s a Facebook game I can get into!

Candy Crush vs building race cars

If you know…you know. LOL

Reverse flame job

I’m on board with this!

Priorities: you're doing it right

Wouldn’t change a thing.

What we learned working on cars

More points for cyclists, right?

Stay away from this guy

This is what I think of when I see these signs in my neighborhood!

Drive like your kids live here.

And they haven’t gotten any less scary.

Christine. The first self-driving car

Exactly!!!

Money can buy happiness. You just need the right cars

Yeah….been there. Blown that.

Knock knock joke

HAHAHAHA

Because I let you

At least it went to a good cause!

So this is what happened to my college fund

Maybe dial it back a bit.

Just tell her your interests

I do the same thing.

I don't always downshift...

I need to try this. For science.

Porsche cures male lonliness

Looks good to me.

How about here?

Sounds about right.

Project cars

Admit it. When you first hear about self driving cars, this is what you thought of.

Google self-driving cars

I don’t think this thing is running on 93 octane though.

Who says its not a street car?

😀

The monsters are in the garage

First rule of garages…

What happens in the garage, stays in the garage

That’s how I’ve always read those signs.

Road signs true meaning

Yeah. So what’s the problem?

How car guys live

It’s still junk.

One man's junk is another man's junk

LOL

What warning lights really mean

They never stay stock for very long.

I need a new daily driver

Guilty as charged.

I did it on Xbox

Sibling rivalry.

Turbo vs Supercharger

Choose wisely.

Cars in action movies vs cars in horror movies

15 Funny Tool Memes

Sounds about right.

Toolbox has 5000 tools. Only ever use 10.

When you have more tools than tool drawers.

We need more storage

There are worse ways to spend your money.

Only $50 a week

When you see it…

Socket set

She still wasn’t specific enough, lol.

New kitchen remodel

It’s an uncanny resemblance.

I pity the tool

That’s my kind of toolbox!

Nice tool box

Sounds about right.

How I spend time in the garage

Nope. You’re on your own dude.

Can someone help me move my toolbox?

Glad it’s not just me this happens to.

Had the same toolbox for 20 years

It’s close, but I’d say the 10mm.

Which is harder to find?

Looking for that 10mm socket

Honey…put down the knife.

They were out of milk, so I got this instead

What’s your longest “quick fix”?

Getting out of the garage after turning a 5-minute fix into a 9-hour fix

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